Deadpool decided to host Thanksgiving this year, and somehow, everyone showed up: Wolverine, Spider-Man, Cable, Rocket, Cosmo, and even Baby Groot, who brought his own taco. Against all odds, the dinner started off pretty normal.

Cable carved the turkey with military precision, Wolverine cracked open some beers, and Spider-Man tried to eat while hanging from the ceiling.

But then Deadpool remembered he had been prepping “firecracker stuffing” earlier in the day. While trying to impress his guests with an explosive culinary pun, he had accidentally left a stick of dynamite on the serving tray right next to the mashed potatoes.

When Rocket spotted the label reading “DYNAMITE – Extra Spicy!” everyone dove for cover. Cable groaned. Wolverine yelled. Spider-Man grabbed the gravy boat and tried to web it to safety. Baby Groot just whispered, “I am Groot,” and ducked behind the chips. Cosmo quickly ate a piece of pizza while no one was paying attention.

The explosion was small, more of a “pop” than a “boom,” but it was enough to redecorate the dining room in cranberry sauce and gravy. Cosmo barked in approval and started to clean the room, while Cable just rolled his eyes and started stacking dishes. That’s how Deadpool’s first (and probably last) Thanksgiving dinner went off with a bang.

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